We’re gonna need a smaller venue
Ruh roh. Looks like Rick Perry’s big prayer meetin’ may not be as big as he’d hoped. He’s hired out Houston’s 71,500-seat Reliant Stadium for the event that’s only two days away, but so far he’s got only about 8,000 RSVPs to hear the extremists he’s got on the speakers’ list. And lots of the politicians he invited apparently aren’t too keen on appearing with some of those folks, cause they ain’t coming.