DADT has 60 days to live

Defense Secretary Leon Panetta and the Joint Chiefs of Staff certified that the military is ready to allow gay men and lesbians to serve openly and President Obama signed the certification. In 60 days, DADT will be no more. Right wing heads will begin exploding later this evening, gaining momentum until, on September 23, the entire country will be swallowed into the chasm left by the explosions, thus proving that allowing gay men and lesbians to serve openly in the US military will destroy the country.